so this is pretty awesome.

thanks, lauren.

liking a band just because they're fun and dancey is a lot better than liking a band just because their singer is hot.

"you guys never seize to amaze me!"
^^ i really hate when that happens. learn your language.






^^^ but i love it when that happens. you can sing those songs to each other. awesome.

it's funny, because it's funny. also because it's true.

oh, daria. we're so similar. your boyfriend's hotter than my not-boyfriend though.

whenever i see twitchy headlights in my rearview, i think of him.

eight days of hell

i hate march.
i won't see most of my unh friends before they graduate unless we're outside of school, because i can't go to that apartment anymore.
i also hate pretty much everything else.



this post is a downer.

put a bastard in it, you cork!

so my dad and i are watching futurama, the episode where fry needs 50 cents more to bail bender out of jail, goes to his old bank account, and finds out he's got a ton of money.

my dad was like "i wonder if that's a real amount, or if they just made something up?"


so i found an interest earning calculator, and found out that 93 cents at 2.25% for 1000 years is indeed $4,283,508,449.71.



that is all.

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

^^^ this has been making me laugh for the last ten minutes. so good.

and honestly, i have been begging for answers...

ok seriously.... if you haven't seen that movie (^^^) or if you have and you don't love it.... what's wrong with you?


i went with my mom to see that today. i saw it once before with jesse, i loved it just as much if not more today. i did find it amusing that babies grow to be a perfect size to hold in your arms. i never really thought about that before.

mom and i went to the liquor store on the way home. the weather is disgusting up here, really cold/rainy/windy, so i was like "let's get drunk and watch moooooooovies!" and apparently she was down.

after we started drinking, and don't ask me how, she asked me how often per week i'm around weed. i was like "what?!" and she said because i smoke cigarettes and she knows about it, she's convinced that i smoke a ton of weed. she says i'm unmotivated because i don't have a "real job" yet. and "according to the latest research", "unmotivation" is a classic tell-tale sign of a nasty marijuana habit. i laughed at her. she said that because i'm unmotivated and a slob, i need to quit weed and get my life on track. i reminded her that i've been a slob my entire life. she cited my great grandmother telling her that how clean your house is is a sign of your self-respect. apparently because my room's a disaster, i don't respect myself. i laughed really hard at this. she said that since my great grandmother and grandmother on my dad's side were/are really organized/clean, and my mother and uncle are also super organized, that i have genetic characteristics that i'm not honoring. i tried to tell her that that's bullshit, and i am how i am because this is how i turned out, and i asked her to please continue to make me feel like shit for just existing, because she hasn't done that in a while.



then i asked her when she was gonna attack me for not honoring my genetic artistic abilities, since i can't draw for beans, and she and my cousin can draw really well.



she shut up after that.


more importantly, my good friend jamie told me that when she saw juno, she thought that she reminded her of me.....only not pregnant. i think that's awesome.

where's my paulie bleeker?

let's write a song that we can sing to...

...and you can lead the choir, and put the hook where it hurts the most. and you threw a spark that lit the candle that set us all on fire, and sent a flame down the eeeeeeeeast coast!



so yesterday was mayday parade at the blender theater in the city with lauren & jamie. ronnie was there. it was good times. i had way too much shit in my bag to function (2 hoodies plus all my garbage, a ds, a camera, and an assload of cough drops, to name a few things), so when we were sitting i was like "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" and i'd write down random things. one of the dudes in pierce the veil totally had hair just like rufio, which was only funnier than it could have been on it's own because we watched hook the night before. at some point i'll post what's in the book.

after the show we were supposed to hand out stickers, and we ended meeting a couple of pretty hilarious dudes from kids of survival. talked to them for a bit, probably deeply offended both of them, but they stuck around anyway. heard the worst joke of my life. and loved it.

it was a good night.

losing the feeling of feeling unique.

so i'm watching that ^^ just now, and i'm thinking "wow, me and the panic kid have kinda the same haircut....except his is way more balki.